An airline passenger was threatened with arrest for wearing a T-shirt showing a cartoon robot brandishing a futuristic gun.

A bishop is in hot water for claiming people who do not care about climate change are as bad as a notorious rapist who imprisoned his daughter for 24 years.

A Muslim man slammed a driving school for sending a transsexual instructor to teach his wife.

War has been declared on the streets of London against a vile inconsiderate scourge. Bands of vigilantes have started roaming buses, trams and tube carriages desperate to brutalise the offenders of society’s norms.

DNA test results confirmed that a monster who locked up his daughter for 24 years in a windowless cellar is the father of her six children. Surprisingly, this is the second child sex dungeon found recently in Austria. London bookmakers are considering offering 10:1 if you can guess the total number of Austrian incestual sex cellars.

LONDON - Confusion reigned this week when 20-stone former British deputy prime minister John Prescott admitted his lifelong struggle with an eating disorder normally associated with weight-conscious models.